Italian Divorce and Logic.

[j.sabourn]

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy,but the custody of the children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world,
she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted Custody of his children so the judge asked for his side
of the story.
After a long moment of silence , the man rose from his chair and replied: “ your honour , when I put a coin in
Into a vending machine and a coke comes out,does the coke belong to me or to the machine?”.
DONT LAUGH HE WON.

JS

[Johnny Kieran]

That's an absolute cracker

[Doc Vernon]

Now thats what i call Humour! Great!

[j.sabourn]

I read an Article somewhere that Senior Citizens are the biggest carrier of AIDS.
Hearing Aids,
Medical Aids.
Band Aids .
Most of all monetary Aids to Grand children.
Not forgetting HIV, hair is vanishing
JS.

[Johnny Kieran]

Keep em coming JS

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Hi John.
I liked that one, notice you didn't put yours on , Walking AIDS.
Cheers Des

[j.sabourn]

Still plenty more Des, glasses ,teeth, hearing aids, Spanish fly, Gophers, wheelchairs, Japanese massage girls giving the wax treatment, and the list goes on. Sometimes age has its advantages like staying in bed ? JS.

[happy daze john in oz]

Yes, and using newspaper in the dunny can give you a serios dose of ADDS