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24th March 2025, 11:24 AM
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Bread
> A bakery owner hires a young girl who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
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> One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
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> Noticing her short skirt, and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
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> “I'd like some raisin bread please,” the man says.
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> The girl nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.
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> The man standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.
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> When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves, as he is “having company for dinner.”
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> As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.
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> After many trips, she is tired, irritated and begins to wonder “why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?”
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> Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below.
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> Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd
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> Thinking that she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man,
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> Is it raisin for you too?” “No,” stammers the old man, “but it's quivering a little.”
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