A woman and her 10 year old son were in a taxi in Middlesbrough.It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing
under the shop awnings.’ Mum ‘ said the boy ‘ what are all those women doing? ‘ they’re waiting for their husbands to
get off work ‘ she replied. The taxi driver turns round and says ‘bloody hell woman why don’t you tell him the truth?
they’re hookers son, they have sex with men for money, the little boys eyes widen and he says is that true mum?
His mother glaring hard at the driver answers in the affirmative . After a few minutes the kid asks “ mum what happens
to all those babies these women have ?’ They become taxi drivers she says.

Just saw a bloke with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes , 4 leaf clovers, and some rabbits feet.I thought he’s pushing
His luck a bit.

I rang the Nursing Home to see how my grandad was doing.The nurse said “ he’s like a fish out of water”, I said
“ he’s having trouble settling in ?”She replied” no he’s dead”.

JSu